** The "Row Row Row Your Boat" sequence on the bus in episode three is borrowed from ''Film/DirtyHarry''. Comedy Rewind: Looking back at Sink Or Swim, The making of The Oldest Comedy Club In Britain, First Gig, Worst Gig: Schalk Bezuidenhout. See more of No Context Max and Paddy on Facebook. Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere - Episode 4 - YouTube Both Max and Paddy are oblivious to this. * ThirdPersonPerson: Paddy is this fairly frequently. The police are quickly on to the gang, with only Shannon aware of any crime. He goes on to say that the relationship abruptly ended after she overheard him and his friends making jokes about her height. [citation needed]. * ContinuityNod: When Young Kenny appears in Episode Four, he still has the impossible to remove tiger facepaint that he got at. Paddy is forced to share a cell with a tennis-playing Cliff Richard impersonator who actually believes he is Cliff. As is. * ParallelPornTitles: Paddy owns a DVD of. * ChekhovsGunman / EarlyBirdCameo: Maxs ex-girlfriend Tina appears in flashbacks in Episode Two before playing an important role in Episodes Three and Four. ]], ** A straighter example is the end of Episode Four. They crash the party and Max meets his old school pals. When Max and Paddy reach the cattle market, they discover the pig in ill health and they've been conned. * TheCameo: The cast of Series/PhoenixNights briefly reprise their roles in Episodes Two and Four. After knocking down a cow in the countryside, Max and Paddy approach who they believe to be the farmer and ask for compensation. ** Paddy tries to have one at the end of the first episode but the volume of the TV wakes up Max who is less than pleased. * ThePigpen: Paddy considers Max to be this. Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere is a British sitcom starring and written by Peter Kay and Patrick McGuinness. %%* SceneryCensor: At the end of Episode Four. Max and Paddy then dress as paramedics and use the TV under a blanket as a stretcher to get all three out of the building. Paddy's full name is revealed to be Patrick O'Shea. Max and Paddy get sent to jail for their crimes. The revelation about the girls they took home means that this very likely was the case. Especially when theyre on the road. Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! Share the best GIFs now >>> They still end up in cells next door to each other though.]]. Especially when, * StuffedInTheFridge: A literal version is discussed in Episode Four. His theatre work includes productions at the West Yorkshire Playhouse, the Nottingham Playhouse and the Royal Exchange Theatre, Manchester. The pair come up with a plan to convince their fellow cellmates they are hardened criminals named the Phoenix Twins, in order to survive. He has also appeared in Coronation Street, Emmerdale and Doctor Who. * TheRealSpoofbusters: Parodied with Mick Bostin', a Brummie car repairman with a Ghostbusters-themed garage shop, played by Noddie Holder of Music/Slade. ** One can only guess what Paddy's part in the porn film ''[[ParallelPornTitles Willy Wanker And The Chocolate Factory]]'' entailed that makes him ask Max to drive over speed bumps more carefully. ** In a deleted scene from the first episode, Paddy walks in on Max having some private time in the toilet with his (Paddys) copy of Razzle. Their situation worsens when Mick Bustin tries to charge them 500 to retrieve the campervan, causing the pair to break into Bustin's workshop and, in a parody of The A-Team, modify the van and 'bust' out back on to the road, only for the van to break down again miles later, Mick Bustin having never actually made any repairs. After a raunchy night at the campervan, Paddy wakes up to find that they've stolen his wallet. No Context Max and Paddy | Facebook They do get cornered by local DepravedHomosexual Raymond the Bastard in the showers, after dropping soap, but [[SubvertedTrope he doesn't rape them]]. Their 10 year old son, Daniel, is secretly revealed to be Max's but Max promises never to interfere in his life and to keep the secret. * RealMenEatMeat: Max and Paddy are of this opinion at the start of Episode 5. [[DescriptionCut And this is after Max has mentioned him "softening up" in recent years. They still end up in cells next door to each other though. ]], * [[spoiler: PrisonEpisode: Episode Four after being set up at the end of Episode Three. Max is the older and more level-headed of the two, roughly 40 years old, and usually pretending to have more life experience than he has actually had, including a stint in the army. Things get worse for the duo when Brian Potter turns up, determined to get his doo. Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. This involved holding up Little Chef employees to gun-point to make her open late for them. ]], * IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy: An example that is both romantic and non-romantic at the same time. Max & Paddy Steal A Plasma Screen | Peter Kay Watch on What is Altria known for? Paddy is still bleeding profusely when he walks away afterwards.]]. [[GassHole A lot.]] * HonestJohnsDealership: Gypsy Joe's shop is in the back of a lorry and everything is stolen. * SchmuckBait: Raymond the Bastard telling Paddy to [[PrisonRape bend over and pick the soap up]]. * AddedAlliterativeAppeal: "Big Bob's Beans". Doesn't take long before they try selling it. * DisabledSnarker: A woman with a HookHand flips Paddy off when he tries his CasanovaWannabe shtick on her. Paddy's limping the next time we see him. Me?! Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. ''With her pincer. Although Brian's actions were self-serving in that they helped to promote the Phoenix more than help Max and Paddy, there was no way he could have known that [[spoiler: he was putting them in danger.]]. Can't find a movie or TV show? Raymond is the worse of Paddy's nightmares when Paddy drops the soap, and is eagerly commented about his manhood as "Stunning, like a young Burt Reynolds!". The theme tune to Road to Nowhere was co-written by Peter Kay and Toni Baker. * AccidentalPublicConfession: Although it occurs in private; during an argument, Max's ex-girlfriend Tina frustratedly blurts out that [[spoiler: they have a child together.]]. Unbeknowst to Max, Billy has become obsessed with Max and goes to all lengths to give Max what he wants. * EvenEvilHasLovedOnes: Raymond, the main antagonist of Episode 4 clearly loves his boyfriend Pepe, and vice-versa. What? He also calls people a clown or a melon if they've said something absurd. Written by and starring Peter Kay and Patrick McGuinness, this six-part comedy/drama series is the story of clueless Phoenix Club bouncers Max (Kay) and Paddy (McGuinness), as they escape clubland in their prized motor-home and take to the open highway. Stunning! Like a young Burt - No Context Max and Paddy - Facebook After knocking down a cow in the countryside, Max and Paddy approach who they believe to be the farmer and ask for compensation. Paddy is not happy. ** And again when Max and Paddy are meeting up with the Wolfster's friends at his 40th birthday party, thanks to Max's poor wording. Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere is a British sitcom starring and written by Peter Kay and Patrick McGuinness. Raymond the bastard frankbutcher1878 59 videos 227 views Last updated on Dec 6, 2022 Play all Shuffle 1 4:15 Calvin Harris - Blame ft. John Newman Calvin Harris 814M views 8 years ago 2 4:15. * [[spoiler: PrisonsAreGymnasiums: Episode Four includes a scene set in the prisons exercise yard and at the start of the episode, Paddys cellmate challenges him and Max to a game of tennis. * {{GassHole}}: The pig that Max and Paddy buy from a farmer impulsively ends up filling their motorhome with the stench of its farts. HilarityEnsues. He wanted Phil 'The Pastie' Murphy to play the portly soldier in love with Max's mother. Not long after, Brian Potter pays a visit and thanks to a news article regarding the Phoenix Club, the inmates find out that Max and Paddy are just "bouncers". Max in turn makes his own heroic sacrifice by [[spoiler: not telling Daniel that he is his father, and letting Tina's family remain intact.]]. Raymond is the worse of Paddy's nightmares when Paddy drops the soap, and is eagerly commented about his manhood as "Stunning, like a young Burt Reynolds!". You need to be logged in to continue. Max's counter that he "has a good stand-up wash in the sink once a week" [[NotHelpingYourCase doesn't exactly help his case]]. [2] In 2011, he played his first major role in the feature film Screwed, directed by Reg Traviss, playing the part of Curtis Nelson. * SeinfeldianConversation: Max and Paddy have these fairly regularly. m and p by Emily Grant - Dailymotion With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Max And Paddy animated GIFs to your conversations. Although the series was broadcast two years after Peter Kay's Phoenix Nights, the plot is set immediately after the events of the previous series. * ShapedLikeItself: Raymond The Bastard is, as youd expect, a bastard. * ShoutOut: The climax of Episode Two is a homage to ''Series/TheATeam'' complete with the theme tune playing in the background. Tracing the cow to a nearby farm, the pair head off to find the farmer and claim expenses for the damage to the van. 14 * AmbiguouslyGay: Billy the Butcher has a Yandere-like obsession with Max, but insists he doesn't want to be with him in "a gay way." 15 * ParallelPornTitles: Paddy owns a DVD of ''[[Series/CharliesAngels Charlie's Anals]]'' and later appears in a film called ''[[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory Willy Wanker and the Chocolate Factory]]''. The pair are released, having their sentences reduced to community service, and get revenge on Brian Potter by informing the Home Office that there is an outbreak of anthrax at his club. The pair thus decide to go out to a nightclub to cheer themselves up and relax, but Max's uncoordinated dancing spoils the night and he ends up fighting with some sailors home on shore leave. Potter fails to listen, and the whole wing later see him on the news talking about 'the doormen' Max and Paddy: thus revealing their stories as lies. No Context Max and Paddy. It's real life this son, not the frigging Shawshank Redemption! No Context Max and Paddy. He was tunnelling towards the next cell. "Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere" Episode #1.4 (TV Episode 2004) - IMDb * ThePigpen: Paddy considers Max to be this. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/article_history.php. Raymond reasons with them after hearing about their "heists" and "raids". * LukeIAmYourFather: [[spoiler: Averted. Things get worse for the duo when Brian Potter turns up, determined to get his doormen out of jail. He was tunnelling towards the next cell.]]. A spoof fitness DVD was released, Max & Paddy's The Power of Two, including several gags and pieces of scenery from the main series. ''Max And Paddy's Road To Nowhere'' is Creator/Channel4 BritCom spun-off from the popular comedy ''Series/PhoenixNights'' that sees former Phoenix Club doormen Max (Creator/PeterKay) and Paddy (Paddy [=McGuinness=]) aimlessly travelling around Britain in a motorhome that they bought with the proceeds from faking an assassination and pocketing the cash during the final episodes of Phoenix Nights. After an altercation with a camp inmate called Pepe, Max and Paddy are soon confronted by the main man of their wing, Raymond The Bastard (played by Everal Walsh), who is also Pepe's boyfriend. The pair arrive in London where Max finds that his old school friend Kevin Wolfston, known as the Wolfster, is holding a 40th birthday party. [[DescriptionCut And this is after Max has mentioned him "softening up" in recent years.]]. ]], '''Brian:''' [[spoiler: Sponge and a bit of jam. The following morning, the two discover to their annoyance that they were a short walk away from a Petrol Station and a Travelodge. * DoItYourselfThemeTune: The theme song was written by Toni Baker and Peter Kay, and borrowed heavily from the theme to ''Series/BJAndTheBear''. Today at 2:34 AM They are fugitives due to an incident in the last episodes of Phoenix Nights, in which a club patron threatened to have them killed by hitmen. Written by and starring Peter Kay and Patrick McGuinness, this six-part comedy/drama series is the story of clueless Phoenix Club bouncers Max (Kay) and Paddy (McGuinness), as they escape clubland in their prized motor-home and take to the open highway. * BadassLongcoat: Billy the Butcher wears one of these. * BavarianFireDrill: Max and Paddy posing as paramedics as part of their ZanyScheme to steal a plasma TV. * TheYardies: Raymond the Bastard is black, a convicted criminal, and speaks with a Jamaican accent, so it's safe to say he qualifies as a Yardie. Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere - Episode 4 - video Dailymotion Max has "How dare you" (delivered in a haughty tone) and "You only get a bucket and a half" (relating to the amount of semen a man can produce), and Paddy has "Paddy has needs" (relating to his sex drive). In Dover, Max and Paddy buy a plasma television from an Irish crook called Gypsy Joe (played by Brendan O'Carroll). Max in turn makes his own heroic sacrifice by [[spoiler: not telling Daniel that he is his father, and letting. * EnfanteTerrible: Apparently, Billy the Butcher earned his nickname by stabbing his care worker ''18 times'', with a ''potato peeler'', just because he didn't like jigsaw puzzles. Max has "How dare you" (delivered in a haughty tone) and "You only get a bucket and a half" (relating to the amount of semen a man can produce), and Paddy has "Paddy has needs" (relating to his sex drive). But by sheer confidence and the perceived urgency of the situation, they manage to pull it off. %%* ItsAllAboutMe: Both Max and Paddy are prone to this. * WhatHappenedToTheMouse: In the last episode of Series/PhoenixNights, Max and Paddy take off in the motorhome because the woman who paid to carry out the murder they faked has discovered the truth and will be sending people after them. Log In. * EvilIsPetty: Billy the Butcher gets into childish arguments with Paddy over song titles. -->''''Don't know where we're going, got no way of knowing. He also keeps a poster of ''Film/BladeII'' in his bedroom, another BadassLongcoat wearer. '', * EstablishingCharacterMoment: [[AxCrazy Billy the Butcher]] is introduced beating up a pizza delivery man with a bin for bringing him the wrong delivery. Sign in Max and Paddy Go To Prison | Peter. * ShapedLikeItself: Raymond The Bastard is, as. This starts a fight between Raymond and Max and Paddy but before they get beaten up, Max and Paddy are taken by the wardens and are told that their sentences were reduced to community service after Tina explains that what happened was done due to stress after the whole Daniel incident. Dressing as sailors to blend in, the two of them get the attention of two girls called Tracey and Louise. 16K views, 122 likes, 8 loves, 189 comments, 132 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from No Context Max and Paddy: The art of negotiation - by Raymond the Bastard * IAmAHumanitarian: When pretending to be brutal gangsters, Paddy pretends to have eaten the last person who insulted him, with a perfectly serious face. It doesn't leave. They soon discover though that he's obsessed with Max ("Not in a gay way" he claims), and detests Paddy because Paddy took Billys job when Billy went to prison. ]], ** Also Max and Paddy in Episode Four when [[spoiler: a news report about them set up by Brian is seen one of the prison's TV; blowing their persona of rich gangsters and revealing to Raymond The Bastard that they have been lying to him. He [[LampshadeHanging points out]] how stupid it is to expect this. What does he do? Later, Max spots in a local newspaper a 40th birthday message for his old school friend Kevin 'The Wolfster' Wolfson, who had moved to London some years before. -->Sponging for a living, checking out the women. The pair come up with a plan to convince their fellow cellmates they are hardened criminals named the Phoenix Twins, in order to survive. * DepravedHomosexual: While Raymond The Bastard is more evil than depraved; his first scene features him in the shower being lathered up by two of his cronies and complementing Paddys genitals. Max's amazing car alarm from phoenix nights extended to 40 secondsi own nothing - you should give this show a watch if u haven't seen it before - highly reco. They've got the wrong bus however, and are soon captured by the police and sent directly to prison. Max and Paddy try to sell the pig on but no-one will take it as it is too old. * JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Max and Paddy. Max convinces him the best thing to do is make the other prisoners believe they are not just two silly doormen, but genuine big-league gangsters called 'The Phoenix Twins'. Everal Walsh - Wikipedia The episode concludes with Tina, Max's ex-love, admitting to the authorities that Daniel is actually Max's son and he was acting under stress when he stole the bus. History for Series/MaxAndPaddysRoadToNowhere - TV Tropes * ThemeNaming: Max and his school friends all have nicknames derived from their names that end in "ster": Max-ster, Wolf-ster, Patel-ster, and [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Foster-ster]]. Joe tells them that they've had a "run in" with the Belgrano Sisters, who are well known to do this sort of thing. * {{Catchphrase}}: A few. [[spoiler: Max and Paddy get stuck with the job of shovelling coal into a furnace while in prison, and Max says that. ]], ** A more straight example comes in the last episode. See FanDisservice. After eventually realising what was going on, the three of them are caught in a chase in a service station, during which Billy shoots Paddy in the bottom. * ActorAllusion: Paddy's full name is revealed to be Patrick O'Shea. Hopeless doormen Max and Paddy leave clubland and embark on a series of wild and exciting adventures in their prized motorhome, "Easy Rider" style. But Max and Paddy's masquerade falls apart when Phoenix . Email or phone: Password: Forgot account? ]], * [[spoiler: JailBake: Averted. Line # Series/MaxAndPaddysRoadToNowhere - TV Tropes . or. They then return to the farm to give back the pig and get their money back to find that the old man was not the farmer but in fact the farmer's alcoholic father-in-law. That's Pepe's - Raymond the Bastard's girlfriend's! * ChekhovsGunman / EarlyBirdCameo: Maxs ex-girlfriend Tina appears in flashbacks in Episode Two before playing an important role in Episodes Three and Four. As is Raymond The Bastard. * SeinfeldianConversation: Max and Paddy have these fairly regularly. [citation needed] He has also provided voiceovers for several video games. In the West Country, Paddy is driving the van when he accidentally runs over and kills a cow walking in the road. Eventually, she goes to the Police and gets Max and Paddy released at the cost of keeping her secret, as well as finally letting Max meet Daniel after his release.]] )And best of all, we don't pay Council Tax! Max convinces him the best thing to do is make the other prisoners believe they are not just two silly doormen, but genuine big-league gangsters called 'The Phoenix Twins'. This page is not available in other languages. * ActorAllusion: Paddy's full name is revealed to be Patrick O'Shea. Walsh works as a voice actor and has appeared in a number of radio productions for BBC Radio 4. * PaperThinDisguise: Max and Paddys paramedic disguises during the TV theft in Episode One. Their disguises are far from convincing, their acting is terrible, and their "stretcher" is the stolen TV under a blanket. It doesn't leave that much poo on the floor of their motorhome, but it farts. * DudeNotFunny: Max's bouncer friends making jokes about Tina's dwarfism. Things go from bad to worse when Max steals a school bus with Daniel on-board. in the process. ]], * PrisonRape: Mentioned a number of times by Paddy [[spoiler: when he and Max are in prison.]] [[spoiler: Max decides not to tell his long lost son Daniel that he is his real father; allowing Daniel, Tina, and Kevin. * GagPenis: [[Gayngster Raymond the Bastard]] says Paddy has one of these, "like a young Creator/BurtReynolds.". ** In Episode Four, [[spoiler: Max tries to start [[Film/TheShawshankRedemption tunnelling out of prison]].]]. Language links are at the top of the page across from the title. Season 1 of Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere premiered on November 12, 2004. The motor home originally purchased by Max in Phoenix Nights was a Ford; however, the motor home they use in Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere is a Fiat. * MistakenForGay: A running gag in the first episode is an African family camped near the motorhome catching Max and Paddy in seemingly compromising positions. * MessyPig: Played with by the pig Max and Paddy end up buying from a mad farmer. Ironically, he's also gay, and Jamaica, where the original Yardies started out, is a country with a reputation for homophobia. max and paddy by ryansimms1234 - Dailymotion Billy also appears in said flashback before he returns as the main supporting character in Episode Six. * ZanyScheme: Max, Paddy, and Gypsy Joe's plan to steal a plasma TV from a shopping centre. No, it's not as easy as that, Max. * MessyPig: Played with by the pig Max and Paddy end up buying from a mad farmer. '''Max''': How dare you?! I know. The pair arrive in London, and immediately have an altercation with the traffic police. After having been disappointed by the breakdown of their campervan and also a failed porn shoot, the two of them decide to kill time by catching a train to Middlewood. Max and Paddy try to sell the pig on but no-one will take it as it is too old. ]], ** Tina has an offscreen one in Episode Four. * {{Gayngster}}: Raymond the Bastard is possibly a Yardie, definitely a scary convict, and definitely gay. '''Brian:''' [[spoiler: Sponge and a bit of jam. Raymond has heard about the pair's alleged big-money heists and robberies, and wants a cut of their money. We don't have any reviews for Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere. While awaiting Tina's reluctant assistance to get them freed, they are forced to make a deal with Raymond the Bastard to share their non-existent loot. * YouCanKeepYourHatOn: Non-sexy variant, when the Phoenix Club. Raymond is the worse of Paddy's nightmares when Paddy drops the soap, and is eagerly commented about his manhood as "Stunning, like a young Burt Reynolds!". The first farmer (Graham Walker) that Max and Paddy meet is one of The Grumbleweeds. Max agrees just to get Raymond off their backs and receive preferential treatment, including access to luxury chocolates and Sky+ . Phoenix Nights Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. ({{Beat}}) What do you want, son? * PreAssKickingOneLiner: [[spoiler:"'Ave it!" Max agrees just to get Raymond off their backs and receive preferential treatment, including access to luxury chocolates and Sky+ . * DepravedHomosexual: While Raymond The Bastard is more evil than depraved, his first scene features him in the shower being lathered up by two of his cronies and complementing Paddy's genitals. Kay and McGuinness do not provide the DVD audio commentary. ]], * HeroicSacrifice: Tina is determined to keep the secret that [[spoiler: Max is, * OhCrap: Replace crap with fuck and youve got Mick Bustins exact reaction when he sees [[spoiler: that Max and Paddy have stolen the keys to all of his clients cars.]]. Max agrees just to get Raymond off their backs and receive preferential treatment, including access to luxury chocolates and Sky+ . A big fight is about to break out between Raymond and his henchmen against Max and Paddy. * ButtMonkey: Gypsy Joe in the first episode. You'd think by his name he'd be Indian, right? * {{Catchphrase}}: A few. Max in turn makes his own heroic sacrifice by [[spoiler: not telling Daniel that he is his father, and letting Tinas family remain intact.
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